Sunday is Games Day.

Simon says touch your forehead with your right hand. Simon says touch your chest with your right hand. Simon says touch your left shoulder with your right hand. Simon says cross your chest and touch your right shoulder with the same hand. Now, Simon says bring both hands together in prayer and say amen. Anyone who copied me and pulled their hands apart is going straight to hell.

Introducing Chris Brailey’s Dream Peen

TIRED OF TUGGING THE SAME OLD STICK? DOES YOUR DICK MAKE WOMEN SICK? REST EASY, THE PENIS OF YOUR DREAMS IS CURRENTLY BEING DEVELOPED IN A FACTORY WEST OF CHINA*.