It’s 3am, Wednesday morning. My thoughts talk so loud it’s hard to sleep: they’ve been arguing with each other since midnight. They tend to think over the top of one another, while I lie there in bed, restless. There’s no danger of waking up the neighbours, so I’m not going to get a knock at the door asking me to shut them up, and I can’t exactly call the police.
It’s the third night in a row that they’ve kept me up late with pointless internal chatter. They usually discuss a range of topics, but tonight it’s just sneakers. The decision not to purchase- http://www.ebay.com/itm/378037-010-Mens-Air-Jordan-11-Retro-XI-Black-Varsity-Red-Breds-2012-Playoffs-/200892033220?pt=US_Men_s_Shoes&var=&hash=item2ec61928c4- bothers them. In fact, it continues to fuel their debate.
One thought argues that I’ll never wear them, the other thinks that’s the whole point. In a few hours, I’ll have to go to work, but my thoughts will no doubt sleep in. For about half an hour, or at least until breakfast, I’ll be free from thought, unable to process information. Then, coffee manages to drag my thoughts out of bed, kicking and screaming. Even after being shot with caffeine, it’s highly unlikely that they’ll produce anything productive on the way in to work.
At 9:30am, I’m late, we’re late. I land at my desk with thoughts still yawning. If I don’t start to think quick, my boss will assume that I’m hung over. He’ll ask me something work related, and perhaps include a tricky follow up question. This could be difficult.
Then the first thought of the day walks right in, sits down, and crosses one leg over the other. The thought wears heels, the thought has a name, her name is Alice. I’ve now forgotten about sneakers, even these http://www.mrporter.com/product/376055