The Break up of Two & Five.
Two telephones Five and invites him over. ‘We need to talk’ she says. Aware of the only thing that could mean and in a state of panic, Five rushes over to the apartment only to find Six standing in the doorway. An argument breaks out.
Five: Who is this guy?
Two: It’s obvious isn’t it? Are you blind look at the shape of his body!
Five: I don’t understand, what about us?
Two: Do you know what day it is? It’s the ninth of June! Our year is up and um I think we should see other numbers.
Five: Has it been a year already?
Two: Yes and I’m tired of your stupid little goatee. Besides, I’ve outgrown you.
Five: I can shave it!
Two: You knew this day was coming. I told you when we first got together that this was a one year deal
Five: But we had such an amazing time together. I thought I was different? Why can’t we be 25 forever?
Six: Listen kid, she doesn’t want your number anymore.
Two: Who knows you might meet another number and fall in love all over again. It’s just the way numbers work.
Five: I dated a Four once, being 45 was horrible my back ached
Two: Well you will just have to wait!
Six: You might enjoy being on your own again.
Five: No way, what am I going to do now I’m back in kindergarten for Christ sake.
Two: Pack your things and go Five
Five: I’ll get you back for this and next time around I’ll be dumping you!
Two: See you in 26 years…