Lawyer Demands Justice for Bee after Stinging Man in Self Defence

by Christopher Brailey

A Sydney-based lawyer is defending a Honey Bee currently fighting for his life after stinging a man in a local park. The lawyer is seeking compensation, citing self defence. ‘What we have here is a hard working Honey Bee who was just going about his business and is now facing certain death, while the trespassing human gets off with a minor sting.’

Comparisons between the pain of the sting in question and the injuries suffered by the Bee could become a major point of interest for the jury who are expected to reach their verdict early next week. ‘My client is still in shock, he’s endured a level of pain he would not wish on his worst enemy,’ said the Bee’s attorney. ‘His abdomen and digestive tract have been ruptured beyond repair.’

The victim who declined to comment on the case and has yet to seek legal representation is said to have complained of experiencing a feeling of faintness and trouble breathing––typical symptoms associated with a bee sting.

Which asks the question: who’s really the victim here?

Luckily for the stingee, he was not allergic and recovered quickly, returning to work and performing regular duties that same afternoon. Unluckily for iiithe stinger, mother nature has sentenced him to death.

‘What we must remember here, is that a park is not solely for the purpose of leisurely walks, but a place of business for our Honey Bees.’ Stated the Bee’s attorney.

Those who worked alongside the fatally injured Bee said he was a peaceful bee, who would not violently act out, unless cruelly provoked. Although there is no evidence the man harmed the Bee in any way, the Bee’s attorney is speaking to co-workers and seeking out anyone with information tying the man to malicious acts towards Honey Bees in the past.

More to follow.