Absurd By The Word

Stories as short as Danny DeVito, some taller.

Category: thoughts

The Double Life of a Wattle Bottle

A winter saviour by night. A cold rubbery thing by morning.

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Nobody Ever Thanks God On A Monday

A face that says it all.

A face that says it all.

If there was a voice that summed up Monday it would sound something like Morrisey. If Monday was a face it would look like Daria. If Monday had a flavour it would be Tofu. If Monday had a texture it would resemble Sandpaper. Thank God it’s not always Monday.