KTVA 11 News confirmed via twitter that a terminator has tracked down the reporter and ‘terminated’ her. We’re still trying to confirm the model of terminator used for the mission.
@ktva: Viewers, we sincerely apologize for the inappropriate language used by a KTVA reporter on the air tonight. The employee has been terminated.
Trucking through, checking in, cherry pies & dim-lit motor inns.
Crowded pines, lumber yards, whisky beards & crummy cars.
Teeter-totter, skookum snoose, alpine lakes & hunting moose.
My wallet is overcrowded. It’s my fault, I treat it like the second bedroom of my single bedroom apartment. It’s full of junk. In fact, up until September 1, 2014 nothing inside my wallet was of any real value. But thanks to Opal Card my stash of old train tickets will eventually become collector’s items in the distant, distant future. They’ll be kept in those glass cabinets you see in antique stores. The ones that require a series of rusted minuscule keys to unlock. Keys that can only be turned by weathered and wrinkled hands. Simply asking to view an old train ticket will instantly raise eyebrows and attract muttered whispers of jealousy like… ‘They must have a fair bit of bob’.
I’m saving this one to put my great great great great great grandson through University. You’ll see. It’ll happen.
Absurd By The Word 
September 23, 2014
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